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Slack-Jawed Yokel – Blow Job demonstrates the magic that begins once Slack-Jawed Yokel puts it in his mouth.

Slack-Jawed Yokel – Person (usually referring to a male though not gender biasmaintaining little to no discernable speaking skills often associated with one who fornicates with barnyard animals.
Dag yo, the slack-jawed yokel jus did it to a pig.
also portrayed in a Simpsons episode to the song “some folk el never lose a toe and then again some you’ll, Cletus the slack-jawed yokel”
Slack-Jawed Yokel - Blow Job
Slack-Jawed Yokel – Blow Job

Stinky Home

Background – Smelly Family –  family who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park and is distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, slovenly or slutty clothing, and general ignorance. Recreations include drinking malt liquor in lawn chairs under tattered R.V. awning and teenage pregnancy. Close synonym for poor white trash. Can also be used as the literal term for personal effects strewn by a tornado when ripping through the mobile home park.

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Slack-Jawed Yokel Approved Law Schools

Slack-Jawed Yokel Approved Law Schools

Slack-Jawed Yokel Approved Law Schools is a list of where criminals and mental defects acquire their illegal legal educations

1. Thomas Cooley Western Michigan U – 146/142/139. Cooley has already been found out of compliance with  Standard 501 by the ABA. They recently lost in their efforts to get a restraining order against the ABA to keep this secret from prospective students and did little to improve

Slack-Jawed Yokel Approved Law Schools
Cletus Having “Fresh Meat” for Dinner

their chances of having that decision reversed with this year’s embarrassing incoming class, with similar credentials to last year’s (147/141/138).   But the school is still making a fortune with an entering class of 458, third largest in the country (after Georgetown and Harvard). Cooley accepted 85.6% of applicants, far and away the highest acceptance rate in the country.  (Vermont, with 159 entering 1Ls, was second, with a 78.8% acceptance rate.)

2. Texas Southern – 146/143/141. Already sanctioned by the ABA for standards violations and under remedial measures, Texas Southern nevertheless enrolled a large class of 256 students, a significant increase from last year’s 227.  Unfortunately, these students are virtually all at high risk of failure.  The school grew its class by lowering its already dismal admission standards across the board.  Last year they were at 147/145/142.  What are they thinking? The school should be placed on probation.

3. (Tie) Appalachian – 149/143/141 Found out of compliance by the ABA last January and formally notified in May, they hid this fact from prospective students and managed to nearly double their class from 38 to 73 entering students, while very modestly increasing their numbers from 147/143/140. The bottom half of the class are all at extremely high risk of failure.  Their bottom 25% UGPA is an especially woeful 2.51, the lowest of any law school in the country.  Appalachian also boosted enrollment in its upper divisions by taking 16 transfers from Charlotte School of Law, which is not likely to boost their abysmal bar passage rate. Expect Appalachian to be sanctioned.

3. (Tie) Southern – 146/144/141. Number one on my list of schools that deserve to be sanctioned but haven’t yet. Southern has enrolled 200 students, virtually all of whom at are very high or extremely high risk of failure. They increased their class size to 200 from 171, so they could have raised standards, but basically held steady at atrocious. (Last year: 146/143/141) Where are you, ABA?

5. (Tie) Charleston – 148/145/142 Charleston enrolled a large class of 251 students, up from 215, by admitting 71% of applicants.  They could have been more selective and raised their standards considerably.  Last year: 149/145/141. So, for the last three years, at least 75% of Charleston’s class has been made up of high-risk students.  The ABA must put a stop to this exploitation.

Slack-Jawed Yokel Approved Law Schools

5.  (Tie)  Thomas Jefferson –  147/144/142.  In January, TJ was found out of compliance by the ABA on Standard 501.   TJ dishonestly kept this secret from its prospective students, enabling the school to grow its enrollment.  But this school is digging itself is an ever deeper hole by admitting a pathetically weak class in a state where students with LSATs below 146 have extremely poor prospects of passing the bar, and everybody below 150 struggles.   Last year TJ had 232 students with a profile of 147/143/141, and the second highest non-transfer attrition rate in the country at 37.2%.  Despite knowing they were facing sanctions due in part to its lax admission policies, TJ chose to increase its class size and essentially maintain its abysmal admissions standards.  The one point increase at the 50th and 25th percentiles was offset by lower UGPAs across the board.  Not surprisingly, TJ was recently placed on probation by the ABA.  Expect droves of transfers from TJ this winter and next summer, and continued bar passage woes for the foreseeable future, assuming TJ can stay in business.

6. N.C. Central – 149/145/142. Now that Charlotte has closed, NC Central takes over the mantle of least selective law school in North Carolina.  To their credit, they did raise their LSAT standards a bit by shrinking the class from 183 to 166.  Last year they were at 149/144/141.  But this one point increase at the 50th and 25th was offset by lower UGPAs across the board.  More troublingly, NC Central had the highest level of 1L non-transfer attrition of any law school in the country last year, at 37.7% nearly twice the rate that the ABA has stated will result in presumptive non-compliance with Standard 501.  The ABA needs to take a hard look at NC Central.

7.(tie) Atlanta’s John Marshall Law School – 149/146/144.  This school was recently notified that they are out of compliance with Standard 501 by the ABA, and now I am starting to understand why.  They’ve slipped from 2016 when they were at 149/148/145, and they had a 21.9% non-transfer attrition rate, 12th worst in the country, and above the ABA’s presumptive exploitation rate of 20%.   Last year they had 195 entering students.  This year 216.  This was not the year for the school to grow the class by lowering their standards.

Slack-Jawed Yokel Approved Law Schools

8. (tie) Florida A&M University – 149/146/144. FAMU is up a smidge from 148/145/144 last year, but not enough to reverse their sliding bar passage rate. With 222 students, up from 151, they could have maintained their class size or even grew modestly and raised standards considerably, instead of growing by 50%, remaining in the bottom 10 nationally. FAMU is practically begging for ABA scrutiny.

Concordia – 151/147/144. Although there are four other schools with a bottom 25% at 144 and 50% at 147,  and two of these have lower LSATs at the 75% by one point, the UGPAs at Concordia is by far the lowest of these five schools (3.24/2.90/2.59) so they narrowly edge the competition for the coveted tenth slot in the bottom 10.  Although Concordia had great bar results last summer, they have placed their future in jeopardy by lowering their standards for the fourth year in a row.  Their entering class of 2014 was at 157/152/149.  2015: 154/150/146.  2016: 151/149/145.  This year: 151/147/144.  And other than Valparaiso, which recently announced it was suspending admissions,  Concordia had the smallest entering class of any law school in the country, at just 48 students.  Not good signs.

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Smelly, EA Interview – You May Barf

The following is a summary of our Smelly, EA Interview – You May Barf.

Us: So Smelly EA, what would you like us to know about you?

Smelly EA - Rumination-Blather-Prattle
I’m Smelly, EA

Smelly, EA: First of all, I am semi-famous.  I see you play around with cannabis in California.  I’m living in my ass, and have more cannabis clients in California then you could ever hope to have. However, I don’t fight fire with fire.  Why sink to someone’s level who is obviously jealous of my success?

Us: How would you describe yourself to someone who has never met you?

Smelly, EA: However, I am high-strung, and I don’t like being drugged down to a level where I slow down and feel stupid. [Comment: Take away – “High Strung, Slow and Stupid”] Smelly, EA Interview – You May Barf

Smelly, EA: When we are engaged by a new cannabis client, we charge a consulting fee, and have to travel to the location where that client is, for which we are reimbursed. We spend about three to four days at the new client’s location to set all of this up, then monitor it from a cloud-based accounting software. As I said one slip up, and the whole thing can be torn down by the IRS. Then we visit, for a fee, and all expenses paid, at least once a year to make sure that everything is running right.

Us: So that means that you and your firm with the California Secretary of State as a foreign entity, right? Both you are your entity for and paying California state taxes on the income you earn in California, when you are physically in California, right? Your clients are following the law with respect to withholding on the non-resident contractor, correct? You wouldn’t want violate the law by evading California state taxes

Smelly, EA: Most owners are packing guns and will remind you of that several times. Unless you are well-known, they will test you over and over. If you fail any test, then there is an unspoken rule that you could be killed.

Us: Are you aware of Wilson v. Lynch, 14-15700, August 31.2016 where the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit held that federal law prohibits registered medical marijuana users from legally purchasing guns.

Us: So what got those panties with skid marks on the outside in a knot today?

Smelly, EA: BTW, I don’t pay attorney fees, so this can go on and on, and cost you so much money that your business will fold.  We will sue your company, and the principles of the business, jointly and severally. [Comment: That would be principals, and any 4th grader knows that.]

Us: So Smelly, EA what made you so emotionally brittle and small-minded, and always trying to use bluster and posturing to make up for all of the deficiencies in your personality, intellect, and presence?

Smelly, EA: You know nothing about me.  I grew up as the only white family in the worst ghetto in the World of Trailer Trash.  I have had to fight my whole life.  This fight is no big deal, and I will win it, come out better than ever, and you and your firm.  That is a promise.

Us: Hey Smelly, EA, there is an odoriferous. fetid, putrid, rancid, insalubrious, noxious stench emanating from your mouth. It is difficult to describe, it’s a combination of sewer gas, the necrotizing carcass of a pig, and skunk, worse than anything that ever came out of 1000

Smelly EA - Rumination-Blather-Prattle
Liquid Ass

bungholes. It is almost as if you used Amorphophallus Titanum to create a mouthwash. It is as if I could close my eyes and see calliphoridae larvae gushing out of your mouth.

Smelly, EA: That’s just me, it is as if I had gargled with Liquid Ass.

Smelly EA - Rumination-Blather-Prattle
Fresh Drop – Toilet Freshener

The only way to mask it is a homemade mouthwash that I invented using Fresh Drop Toilet Freshener.

Us: So Smelly, EA can you tell us how does Stinky, EA manage to tolerate a mentally defective sociopath like you?

Smelly, EA: Simple I married Stinky, EA.

Smelly, EA Interview – You May Barf – read more here.

Smelly Home

Cletus Smelly Dental Floss Adventure

Cletus Smelly Dental Floss Adventure

Cletus Smelly Dental Floss Adventure documents Cletus making life miserable for a bunch of Chinese neighbors…by blindfolding them with DENTAL FLOSS.

Cletus Smelly Dental Floss Adventure

which took place the same day he discovered hemp.

 

Cletus Smelly Dental Floss Adventure

Slack-Jawed Yokel Attorney??

Slack-Jawed Yokel Attorney??

Slack-Jawed Yokel Attorney??
Cletus eating a rat for dinner?

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…we all shuddered at the thought of Cletus Smelley as a cesspool of jurisprudence. This is the dude that almost gave himself an ulcer studying for a urine test. Then the Slack-Jawed Yokel started dropping hints. the first one was…

“Pending the transcripts that I sent this morning, I have been accepted to the most prestigious law school in California. They sought me out, and classes begin April 9.”

Then we got:

“I was accepted to the best Law School in CA. I mulled it over, and today decided to go.”

We started thinking, Nah…impossible, well let’s give Cletus the benefit of the doubt.., could you imagine…hmm…best law school in California…? Berkley, Stanford, UCLA, USC

The best law schools in California [starting the highest rated]

  1. The University of California, Berkeley School of Law
  2. Stanford Law School
  3. The University of California at Los Angeles School of Law
  4. University of Southern California Gould School of Law

There is a comprehensive list at the bottom of this page.

Source: Above The Law BlogSlack-Jawed Yokel Attorney??

So what law school would accept a Slack-jawed Yokel…then an epiphany….Taft Law School, 19th out of 20 in California and on the list of TEN WORST LAW SCHOOLS in the United States…once again, Cletus Smelly disrespects himself…he has no self-esteem at all, and once you get to know him, you will agree he is right to view himself as an abysmal failure. So what do we know about his “prestigious school” that wanted him?

The average student here flunked out of dog groomer school

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REALLY SHITTY BUT NOT THE BOTTOM

Interesting side-note: Taft runs an unaccredited correspondence law school, though its law school is evidently not involved in the particular educational product it is offering to law grads.

The signer, Taft President Jerome Alley, can be confident that few recent Cal Western grads are satisfied that their professional goals are being met, what with Cal Western’s astonishing 31% bar-required job placement rate plus the fourth highest median per-student debt load of any law school in the country.

To recap. A bottom-tier law school takes three years of your life, plus your borrowed fortune fails to teach you how to practice law and leaves you to flounder.

In California, grads of unaccredited law schools can sit for the bar, but only if they first take and pass a so-called “Baby Bar” after their first year of law school. In its most recent administration,  only 11% (4/ 38) of Taft law students passed the Baby Bar. For Taft law students taking the first-year exam for the first time, the passage rate was 6% (1/16). Yes, Taft is a school with a lot of worthwhile legal instruction to offer. But, he could have gone lower but he didn’t…we think that is his way of having something to strive for.

The absolute worst BOTTOM OF THE BARREL law school in California is:

Thomas Jefferson –  147/144/142.  In January, TJ was found out of compliance by the ABA on Standard 501.   TJ dishonestly kept this secret from its prospective students, enabling the school to grow its enrollment.  But this school is digging itself is an ever deeper hole by admitting a pathetically weak class in a state where students with LSATs below 146 have extremely poor prospects of passing the bar, and everybody below 150 struggles.   Last year TJ had 232 students with a profile of 147/143/141, and the second highest non-transfer attrition rate in the country at 37.2%.  Despite knowing they were facing sanctions due in part to its lax admission policies, TJ chose to increase its class size and essentially maintain its abysmal admissions standards.  The one point increase at the 50th and 25th percentiles were offset by lower UGPAs across the board.  Not surprisingly, TJ was recently placed on probation by the ABA.  Expect droves of transfers from TJ this winter and next summer, and continued bar passage woes for the foreseeable future, assuming TJ can stay in business.

Comprehensive Listing of California Law Schools

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Slack-Jawed Yokel Favorites

Slack-Jawed Yokel Favorites

Slack-Jawed Yokel Favorites are posts from Jordan S. Zoot, CPA which Slack-Jawed Yokel Favoriteshighlight the absurdity and ignorance of Slack-Jawed Yoken and other white trash.

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SMELLY, EA INTERVIEW – YOU MAY BARF

The following is a summary of our Smelly, EA Interview – You May Barf.

Us: So Smelly EA, what would you like us to know about you?

Smelly EA - Rumination-Blather-Prattle
I’m Smelly, EA

Smelly, EA: First of all, I am semi-famous.  I see you play around with cannabis in California.  I’m living in my ass, and have more cannabis clients in California then you could ever hope to have. However, I don’t fight fire with fire.  Why sink to someone’s level who is obviously jealous of my success?

Us: How would you describe yourself to someone who has never met you?

Smelly, EA: However, I am high-strung, and I don’t like being drugged down to a level where I slow down and feel stupid. [Comment: Take away – “High Strung, Slow and Stupid”] Smelly, EA Interview – You May Barf

Smelly, EA: When we are engaged by a new cannabis client, we charge a consulting fee, and have to travel to the locationwhere that client is, for which we are reimbursed. We spend about three to four days at the new client’s location to set all of this up, then monitor it from a cloud-based accounting software. As I said one slip up, and the whole thing can be torn down by the IRS. Then we visit, for a fee, and all expenses paid, at least once a year to make sure that everything is running right.

Us: So that means that you and your firm with the California Secretary of State as a foreign entity, right? Both you are your entity for and paying California state taxes on the income you earn in California, when you are physically in California, right? Your clients are following the law with respect to withholding on the non-resident contractor, correct? You wouldn’t want violate the law by evading California state taxes.

Smelly, EA: Most owners are packing guns and will remind you of that several times. Unless you are well-known, they will test you over and over. If you fail any test, then there is an unspoken rule that you could be killed.

Us: Are you aware of Wilson v. Lynch, 14-15700, August 31.2016 where the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit held that federal law prohibits registered medical marijuana users from legally purchasing guns.

Us: So what got those panties with skid marks on the outside in a knot today?

Smelly, EA: BTW, I don’t pay attorney fees, so this can go on and on, and cost you so much money that your business will fold.  We will sue your company, and the principles of the business, jointly and severally. [Comment: That would be principals, and any 4th grader knows that.]

Us: So Smelly, EA what made you so emotionally brittle and small-minded, and always trying to use bluster and posturing to make up for all of the deficiencies in your personality, intellect, and presence?

Smelly, EA: You know nothing about me.  I grew up as the only white family in the worst ghetto in the World of Trailer Trash.  I have had to fight my whole life.  This fight is no big deal, and I will win it, come out better than ever, and you and your firm.  That is a promise.

Us: Hey Smelly, EA, there is an odoriferous. fetid, putrid, rancid, insalubrious, noxious stench emanating from your mouth. It is difficult to describe, it’s a combination of sewer gas, the necrotizing carcass of a pig, and skunk, worse than anything that ever came out of 1000

Smelly EA - Rumination-Blather-Prattle
Liquid Ass

bungholes. It is almost as if you used Amorphophallus Titanum to create a mouthwash. It is as if I could close my eyes and see Calliphoridae larvae gushing out of your mouth.

Smelly, EA: That’s just me, it is as if I had gargled with Liquid Ass.

Smelly EA - Rumination-Blather-Prattle
Fresh Drop – Toilet Freshener

The only way to mask it is a homemade mouthwash that I invented using Fresh Drop Toilet Freshener.

Us: So Smelly, EA can you tell us how does Stinky, EA manage to tolerate a mentally defective sociopath like you?

Smelly, EA: Simple I married Stinky, EA.

Smelly, EA Interview – You May Barf – read more here.

Slack-Jawed Yokel – Crypto FBAR

Slack-Jawed Yokel – Crypto FBAR

Slack-Jawed Yokel – Crypto FBAR – has managed to defy the odds and massively DISRESPECT HIMSELF YET AGAIN. A recent post on CPA Practice Advisor. The post is poorly written and manages to try to discuss FBAR while failing to grasp the implications of “US persons being taxed on worldwide income” with an obligation to report worldwide income as well as the existence of FATCA. Then the post fails to understand many of the underpinnings of cryptocurrency. It becomes obvious that Cletus is an abysmal failure with cannabis and cryptocurrency…perhaps he should try something less exotic, like almond trees.

Anyway, here are our comments that you help the post.

Slack-Jawed Yokel - Crypto FBAR disrespects himself again
Slack-Jawed Yokel – Crypto FBAR disrespects himself again

Slack-Jawed Yokel – Crypto FBAR disrespects himself again

Comments in an easier to read format:

1: Stupid…you focus on FBAR, what about FATCA? FATCA requires certain U.S. taxpayers who hold foreign financial assets with an aggregate value of more than the reporting threshold (at least $50,000) to report information about those assets on Form 8938, which must be attached to the taxpayer’s annual income tax return. The reporting threshold is higher for certain individuals, including married taxpayers filing a joint annual income tax return and certain taxpayers living in a foreign country (see below).

2.: Spell it out cryptocurrency – a digital currency in which encryption techniques are used to regulate the generation of units of currency and verify the transfer of funds, operating independently of a central bank. … [2]

3: 1.Under IRC Secs. 7609 (c)(3) and 7609 (f), a John Doe summons is a summons that does not identify the person with respect to whose liability the summons is issued. The Internal Revenue Code authorizes the Service to issue a John Doe summons pursuant to..a. n[3]

4: The U.S. government imposes the income tax on U.S. persons based on their worldwide income. The following are considered to be a U.S. person for tax purposes:•A citizen born in the United States or outside with at least one parent who is a U.S. citizen     … [4]

5. : Once again, the issue is a stupid one as even if the FBAR filing isn’t required, that doesn’t change the fact that any income earned by a US person is still subject to tax…so not filing the FBAR does nothing to remove the obligation to file and report the income.

6: In 2014, Rod Lundquist, a senior program analyst for the Small Business/Self-Employed Division indicated that the IRS would not require Bitcoin to be reported as part of FBAR. He elaborated by adding that that “FinCEN has said that virtual currency is not going to be reportable on the FBAR, at least..f.o[r5]

7: taxpayers could align their handling of Bitcoin to comport with that of gold, hard currency and real estate. That is, these assets are generally not reportable for foreign account purposes when held directly, but become reportable when they are stored in a foreign financial account. Under this… [6]

8: What about private blockchain, stupid? A private blockchain network requires an invitation and must be validated by either the network starter or by a set of rules put in place by the network starter. Businesses who set up a private blockchain will generally set up a permissioned network.

9: Perhaps you might learn how to write a definition liks – A Bitcoin wallet is a software program where Bitcoins are stored. To be technically accurate, Bitcoins are not stored anywhere; there is a private key (secret number) for every Bitcoin address.

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Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes

Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes

Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes
Smelly EA – Slack Jawed Yokel

Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes  – they say that the most grievous wounds are self-inflicted. We would have to agree…the following is a blog post that appeared in CPA Practice Advisor – What California Cannabis Businesses Need to Know About Taxes – – properly sourced so everyone can read the original. Our comments follow

 

CLETUS – THIS TIME YA DIDN’T BEAT US – SLACK JAWED YOKEL

It appears that ahrefs.com, one of the big time SEO web crawlers caught our reference to CDTFA and Federal Taxes for California Cannabis on smellystinkyea.com and put the reference under CDTFA in its alerts this morning which appear like this. It does pay to work hard on SEO…this one brings great joy over a holiday weekend.

Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes
Slack-Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes

 

 

Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes
Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes
Slack Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes
Slack-Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes

We thought about disrespecting the Slack-Jawed Yokel, but realized that he did a better job of disrespecting himself than we ever could have done.

Bonus – If it every comes up in trivia, SmellyEA’s first name is Cletus.

Slack-Jawed Yokel Explains California Cannabis Taxes

Summary of our comments on the original:

  1. It certainly gets old having to explain that there are NO minimum education or experience requirements to become an Enrolled Agent see – https://www.slideshare.net/abizinabox/americas-tax-experts-a-cruel-hoax
  2. The licenses in California are Retail, Distribution, Manufacturer, Cultivator, Testing Laboratory, Event Organizer, and Micro-Business
  3. Which helps to explain why three regulatory agencies, Bureau of Cannabis Control, California Dept. of Food and Agriculture – CalCannabis, and California Bureau of Public Health – Manufactured Cannabis Safety Board issue almost 400 pages of Emergency regulations which were just readopted. See https://abizinaboxcannabis.com/bcc-announces-comment-period-extended-emergency-regs/
  4. Fascinating that all you mention is Federal taxes with no mention of the CDTFA – Cannabis Cultivation and Cannabis Excise taxes which have an incredible complexity to all to themselves.
  5. “which doesn’t conform to Section 280E” is gibberish…makes no sense, how does one “conform” to IRC Sec. 280E
  6. “packager” is once again gibberish – the extraction of oil from the trim in California requires a Manufacturer License
  7. Once again nonsense – a Retail licensee might pay a Distributor to store cannabis in a depot type facility, but the notion of a Cultivator to store cannabis is outright IGNORANT.
  8. Which obviously means that your clients are properly either withholding California non-resident taxes if you invoice as a contractor or you are filing a California income tax return at both the entity and individual levels, or FTB might have some investigating to perform. See https://abizinaboxcannabis.com/california-cannabis-biz-check-consultants/
  9. Yet another ignorant comment, the Cole Memo has nothing to do with banking, you might want to read https://www.dorsey.com/newsresources/publications/client-alerts/2018/01/fincen-guidance-on-banking-marijuana
  10. You clearly don’t understand anything about Proposition 215 or physician recommendations or county issued medical cannabis cards in California – See https://abizinaboxcannabis.com/ca-medical-cannabis-card/
  11. Let’s educate you once again – all legally grown cannabis in California is subject to Cultivation Tax and Excise Tax. Adult-Use cannabis is subject to Sales Tax.
  12. Unless you plan on eating the trim itself Cletus, you failed to mention the extraction process.
  13. Wrong yet again, medical cannabis is subject to the cannabis Cultivation and Excise taxes.
  14. Jeff Sessions is the Attorney General not the Secretary of State.
  15. bit sic should probably be but
  16. More gibberish
  17. Might as well demonstrate racist traits for good measure.
  18. Did you really just admit to committing perjury about being a California resident to obtain a County Issued Medical cannabis card?
  19. Really…are you suggesting that anyone providing accounting or tax services to an entity in California is required to have some type of cannabis license. Can you cite the authority?
  20. Your anxiety is quite obvious and very real…you could easily be mistaken for a “tweaker”, we will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you aren’t a crystal meth addict.
  21. Just to clarify you purchased cannabis in California and somehow transported it to Florida?
  22. The term is alma mater is usually reserved for a college that you obtained a DEGREE rather than a CERTIFICATE from.
  23. [We are speculating here] Makes sense, you would do better with an antipsychotic such as Prolixin Decanoate – generic name – Fluphenazine Decanoate –  is a long-acting form of fluphenazine that is used to treat certain mental/mood problems (chronic schizophrenia)

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